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A Little Emo. You are not really dark enough to be considered truly emo, but you are sensitive and can turn a bit depressed if you suffer a big enough disappointment. You understand the emo crowd, so many of them may be comfortable hanging around with you. Just be sure to rub off on them rather than the other way around.
Twilight
As many of my dedicated readers are aware (which is like… 2 people) I have taken a recent addiction to Twilight. I really wonder why. I know Twilight is an amazing story, but I wasn’t obsessed with it until the movie came out.
Even when I first read the story, I wasn’t so in love with Edward as I am now. It’s really confusing and I don’t understand it (that’s love for you), but I can’t complain. My theory is that the movie provided me with a visual of the story, and I carry it with me now. I’m not sure. But if there is one thing I know, it’s that I dragged my friends in with me.
All I think about is Edward Cullen. Take a look at my notes. There is not one binder you will find that doesn’t say “Edward Cullen” at least once.
But in all seriousness, when I say I love him, I’m kidding around. I know he’s fake. I know there is no way on Earth I will meet him. But there is someone I am in love with right now. That is my Edward. I don’t know him yet. Or maybe I do. I’m not really sure. But he is out there. There’s no garuntee that I’ll find him, but that’s what makes life interesting.
I found an Edward once. I can’t say who in fear of the pain coming back. But there will be another. One can only hope.
Edward-Jacob
Okay. I realize that some people are Team Jacob instead of Team Edward. I want to ask those people, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!? ARE YOU FREAKING NUTS?!?
Just kidding. But seriously. Why? I don’t know about you, but whenever I see posters of Twilight, I see Edward and Bella holding onto eachother. EDWARD and Bella. NOT JACOB BLACK.
A friend of mine wrote, and I quote, “he is annoying, is sooo controlling ovr bella…bella is 18 years old and jacob is 14, so its illegal anyway…AND ALSO! jacob like hates edward, makes up stuff about him and so does his dad…while his dad is like, be careful bella…PUH-LEASE! all he cares about is wanting bella 2 go out with jacob…” (Ok. So I took it off an AIM coversation so sorry for the short-hand)
Anyway, I agree with this 100%. Also, when Bella said she loved Jacob, I think that they are connected, but not in a way that with Bella and Edward. Some research shows that when two people are family-friends for a long time, they have a feeling that decieves both people of being in love. It’s not exactly a brother and sister relationship, because it is a bit stronger than that (otherwise every sibling would be making out with eachother!). However, love is stronger. When Bella was away from Edward it hurt when she thought about him. When she was away from Jacob she missed him but it didnt HURT.
And the only reason she let Jacob into her is because Edward left so I think that jake owes SOME gratitude to Edward but Jake is a jerk to him anyway. Edward tries to be nice, but Jacob let some prejudice between their groups get in the way. If I said “I hate GAYS” [which I don't, it's just an example], that wouldn’t be very nice. So why would the whole “vampire” thing be acceptable?
On page 599 in Eclipse, it says, “If the world was the sane place it was supposed to be, Jacob and I would have been together. And we would be happy. He was my soul mate in THAT world- would have been my soul mate still if his claim had not been overshadowed by something stronger, something so strong that it could not exist in the natural world.” That thing that is “so strong” it Edward’s and Bella’s love for eachother. And in the second book (I don’t have it with me so I don’t have the exact quote) that one vampire who could sense their relationship was surprised at how strong it was.
So, if you are Team Jacob, GET OVER IT.
[Comment. I want to see opposing views or other supporting details.]
Twilight!
Okay. I’m not one of those girls who become obsessed with guys easily, especially celebrities. But WOW! Robert Pattinson is SOOO great in Twilight. But anyone can figure out the Kristen Stewart hates his guts. No idea why. Maybe she’s jealous because he’s getting all of the attention in the movie. Or maybe she’s just one of those people who is a bitch to everyone.
That’s not that uncommon in today’s world.
I consider myself to be a very down-to-earth person. But I think I LOVE Robert Pattinson. Not even kidding…
Twilight!!!
Let me get one thing strait: I like Twilight. Not love. (See the difference?) But anyhow, I am looking foward to the movie, even though they will destroy the book (its a very big book so it needs to be condensed… a lot.)
(Oh and yes I know that today is election day but since I already screamed at all of my friends so much I have no new material… so enjoy this Twilight clip)
Hello. My name is Doombah Gizzardhump.
The following is excerpted from a children’s book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names…
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toesr
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SHOW THIS TO OTHER PEOPLE…use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
John Mcains is “Farcus Battybutt”
Barrak Obama’s is “Dorfus Featherdoodle”
Hilary Clinton’s is ” Boobie Frickenlips”.
Sarah Palin is “Dorfus Dippindoddle”
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